What's She Saying...

We're going to play a little game I like to call:  What The Hell Is Molly Saying?

1:  "E Mama.  Pate. Boof."

Clue: Also includes chewing motions.

2:  "Moof sheesh.  Bace, Mama."

Clue:  Also includes pointing to the TV.

3:  "Olie Olie Olie Olie Olie.  Blu.  Olie Olie Olie Olie Olie."

Clue:  Also includes rubbing hands on counter.

4:  "Baba bet.  Bank.  Nite."

5:  "yea yea yea yea yea yea Mama.  yea yea yea yea yea Mama yea yea yea"

6:  "Go ee!"

Clue:  Also includes both fists up in the air.

7:  "Di ee!"

Clue:  Also includes both fists up in the air.

Here is a video that might help you with one of the sentences above...

Answers:  (Note, many of these phrases do not have a direct translation into Adult.)

1:  "You should EAT the food I've given to you MOTHER. It's on a PLATE and I've even given you a SPOON to use."

2:  "Perhaps you wouldn't mind putting a MOVIE on the TV for me?  I think I'm in the mood for BRAVE, MOTHER."

3.  "I've really got a hankering to play with some BLUE PLAYDOUGH right now.  Like this instant.  Forget lunch.  PLAYDOUGH.  Now."

4.  "I'm going to go put my BABY to BED now.  She needs her BLANKIE because she is going, as you say, 'NIGHT NIGHT'."

5.  "I"M FINISHED WITH THIS MYSTICALLY FROLICKING NAP, MOTHER.  GET ME THE HULA HOOP OUT OF BED.  NOW."  (Please excuse her language.)

6.  "GOT IT!"

7.  "DID IT!"

In other news, Ryan has started to be successful in his quest to make Molly a wild animal.  She's begun to enjoy being thrown about and chased.

And, we dance.

O yea.  And if you got the phrases I listed above correct and also think that Molly is the cutest baby in the world you win a Ninja.  That is how confident I am in her communication skills.