Today's Headlines

YOUNG CHILD TEASED BY BULLY

A small child in Toledo, OH was teased by a bully being referred to as "the season which shall not be named".  It is reported that this bully made some chilling remarks which threatened the toddler's ability to go outdoors.  Her mother, Mama, said that outdoors is where her daughter feels truly happy.  Following the incident the-season-which-shall-not-be-named melted into thin air.  Mama is currently preparing the victim for the bully's return and said "I've got to get her ready to deal with this situation.  Arm her with crayons, books, and really anything I can think of until she is able to freely roam around outside again."

TOLEDO TODDLER SURVIVES IMPRISONMENT

For the first time ever, a Toledo, OH toddler survived a involuntary imprisonment.  The child was charged with a misdemeanor of repeatedly throwing toys at the arresting officer and resisting arrest.  When first imprisoned she did try to escape - an attempt that was thwarted by the prison guard on duty.  She did serve her time and upon release, when asked by reporters if she would risk throwing toys again she said, "no no no".  

Related Story:  Police Officers and Prison Guards Request an Immediate Increase in Pay

The "black cell" where serious offenders are sent.

LOCAL BAKER WINS PRIZE

A young up and coming baker recently opened up her own bakery and is reportedly making some of the best desserts (especially muffins) around town.  She recently received the Best Mixer award by the distinguished, Mama's Got A Messy Kitchen magazine.

NOODLES ARE POURED ALL OVER THE FLOOR

A Toledo mom got 35 minutes of peace and quiet today after allowing her toddler to just play with the noodles she spread all over the kitchen floor.  NEWSWORTHY.